# 465 - 09/25/2009 at 10:26 | 2 Comments | Share
Don't put your penis in the jacuzzi jet... it gets stuck.

# 404 - 08/30/2009 at 12:07 | 1 Comments | Share
You know how you were reluctant to invite your brother over for Thanksgiving last year, or visit him because he was living further away and with his mother-in-law? Get over it. When he dies in December you will never forgive yourself for the time lost out on because of stupid, stupid, meaningless excuses.

# 330 - 08/19/2009 at 11:22 | 2 Comments | Share
Let him know how you feel and walk away when you first realize theres a problem, you will stay in it longer than you hoped and it will ruin all of your potential healthy relationships.

# 40 - 06/28/2009 at 07:28 | 1 Comments | Share
Don't masterbate when your mom is home... if you do, lock the fucking door.

# 338 - 08/21/2009 at 01:11 | 1 Comments | Share
Don't worry about anything they say, take it as a compliment and be yourself!

# 182 - 07/21/2009 at 09:23 | 1 Comments | Share
Don't light that bottle rocket. It will set your shirt on fire. A fear of fire works is healthy

# 125 - 07/16/2009 at 11:52 | 3 Comments | Share
wear two condoms

# 333 - 08/20/2009 at 12:40 | 3 Comments | Share
tell Him that you love him or you'll regret it later.

# 598 - 03/05/2010 at 12:50 | 0 Comments | Share
Stop worrying! Things are going so well! Sometimes there are dark times but you get through them, they DO end. Believe that, have some self-confidence, love yourself as others do! And praise God always :)

# 131 - 07/16/2009 at 05:40 | 4 Comments | Share
Clear your web browser history

# 43 - 06/29/2009 at 01:17 | 4 Comments | Share
When you and your wife try anal for the first time, make sure she has already taken a shit first.

# 218 - 07/25/2009 at 04:30 | 8 Comments | Share
teach all these freaks how to spell the word "masturbate," and avoid a tremendous amount of irritation and stree caused by a lack of spell check.

# 254 - 07/30/2009 at 02:15 | 5 Comments | Share
You know that vibrating popsicle you found in mommy's underwear drawer? Don't put it in your mouth. It's dirty.

# 193 - 07/22/2009 at 05:23 | 2 Comments | Share
Don't put yourself in a position where you end up falling in love, but if you do act on your first impulses and be sure to delete everything and anything incriminating

# 358 - 08/26/2009 at 01:43 | 0 Comments | Share
don't tell him how you really feel keep that hidden from everyone ad leave it in the past because in the process of making a fool of youself you will also lose one of your best friends a friend that you'll very soon learn was the only person who could truly make you happy.