# 189 - 07/22/2009 at 10:46 | 1 Comments | Share
One day at work you're gonna want to leave early so you email your co-worker who sits next to your boss: "Did the bitch leave already?". Probably a good idea to double-check that you're not sending the email to your boss by accident.

# 236 - 07/27/2009 at 02:42 | 3 Comments | Share
when you got your first blowjob, try not to imitate all the hardcore porno you've ever seen. you'll end up giving your girlfriend a fat lip that's pretty funny to you, but no one else.

# 351 - 08/24/2009 at 05:08 | 2 Comments | Share
that boy you've known since you were 2; the one you never thought you could love. he's the one you want. put the tequila down! you'll regret drinking it for the rest of your life. that night ruined everything.

# 292 - 08/10/2009 at 07:15 | 5 Comments | Share
just say NO

# 305 - 08/14/2009 at 08:53 | 2 Comments | Share
Speak up! Don't let her push you around. Be honest, and don't let her think that just because you're a girl and she is too that your "relationship" is wrong. This relationship is bound to end anyway, but it will go easier and be over faster if you just speak up.

# 91 - 07/14/2009 at 09:49 | 3 Comments | Share
When Sarah tells you those are "birthmarks" around her vaginal area... DONT BELIEVE HER!!!!!!!!!!

# 567 - 12/09/2009 at 07:49 | 1 Comments | Share
Don't fall for him. Don't think of him as anything more than a friend. Every attempt you make to get him to sit around and talk and get to know each other fails miserably. Don't like him. He'll only disappoint you.

# 71 - 07/13/2009 at 10:49 | 1 Comments | Share
dont try to fart in class on april 26, 2005. you have really bad diarrea, you just won't live this one down!!

# 99 - 07/14/2009 at 08:11 | 4 Comments | Share
Don't spend all of your bar-mitzvah money on rims. Instead invest in Microsoft and Google, it will get you more pussy in the long run.

# 272 - 08/04/2009 at 08:43 | 4 Comments | Share
Wondering why your husband spends all night on the computer? Delete this folder:

C:\Documents and Settings\Richard\My Documents\My Pictures\Family Photos\Richards 40th Birthday\New Folder\New Folder\System32\100101\pr0n\movies

It's his porn.

# 353 - 08/25/2009 at 10:16 | 1 Comments | Share
Yes, having a relationship with his best friend might seem like it would keep a connection to him, but it is not going to bring him back. He's gone, stop doing this to yourself. He's resting in peace, when's your turn for some peace?

# 503 - 10/08/2009 at 10:18 | 1 Comments | Share
Don't always think people don't like you, they do, you'll lose friends because of your fear to talk to them and because you think they dislike you. You're great, stop being so afraid. And talk to him, you know what want to see him again after you hung out Monday.

# 242 - 07/28/2009 at 10:50 | 3 Comments | Share
when you're dating that guy who is really awesome, DON'T fart on him because you think your relationship has reached that level of comfort. you may think it's funny, but he definitely won't and it'll make for a terribly awkward moment.

# 446 - 09/13/2009 at 10:35 | 7 Comments | Share
Don't fall in love with Allan, he's never gonna be worth it. He'll play you for a fool, but claim he's your best friend. Walk away after the first time, it may hurt, but it's better then spending every night wishing he'd call you to check up on you when he knows you're depressed and every day thinking about suicide, but in the end....he'll be forgetting you for some whore in his college dorm room, while you sit alone in your room wondering how he could use a minor for his own needs and just throw her aside. He'll make you cry every day and ruin your life. You'll become the person you never wanted to be again. Your life will be filled with, spending many hours at therapy, depression, cutting, eating disorders, and so many more things that no one wants to go through. If you stay, he'll just use you and when you finally think he'll want to try to be with you...he won't. He'll make up some stupid excuse like he's not good enough or he doesn't want to ruin the friendship. He'll ruin it though, once he tells you you're not pretty enough to date, he ruined it. So, please, please, please, don't stay around. See that he's no good for you and if he was, he wouldn't be doing this to you. Don't let love ruin your life...

# 425 - 09/07/2009 at 06:19 | 1 Comments | Share
Dear Self: When he hits you the first time... Don't make excuses for him.. Don't blame yourself..Leave right away.. Don't stay for 7 years because the abuse gets much worse and happens more often.. Then the stalker in him comes out.. Just run far far away and call the cops this time