# 429 - 09/07/2009 at 07:38 | 1 Comments | Share
Don't go into that store! Yes, that one!

# 570 - 12/17/2009 at 08:05 | 0 Comments | Share
Break up with him sooner, you don't deserve all the abuse he will put you through. He will keep breaking up with you, and then beg you back. Stop falling for it every time. I promise, you will be okay. Your heart will be mended by the most perfect, amazing, sweet boy ever only a couple of months later. Don't let your heart keep getting hurt for 8 months. Don't feel bad for it, he's was cheating on you anyways.

# 273 - 08/04/2009 at 09:11 | 3 Comments | Share
Hey Stupid...please don't say, 'I don't have to shut up if I don't want to!" That big fist hurts really bad when it connects with ya face.

# 504 - 10/09/2009 at 11:23 | 1 Comments | Share
go home, don't order that one makers on the rocks, the next day you will have the worst hangover and look at your reciept and realize you ordered 2 more and something else you don't recognize that was $16. let them poke fun at you for drinking red wine. you act like a jackass that night, yell at your freinds and call your girlfriend and act like a jerk while blacked out... biggest mistake ever.

# 292 - 08/10/2009 at 07:15 | 5 Comments | Share
just say NO

# 218 - 07/25/2009 at 04:30 | 8 Comments | Share
teach all these freaks how to spell the word "masturbate," and avoid a tremendous amount of irritation and stree caused by a lack of spell check.

# 16 - 06/13/2009 at 07:36 | 0 Comments | Share
Don't waste money upgrading to HD-DVD. Blu-Ray wins.

# 24 - 06/17/2009 at 05:25 | 0 Comments | Share
Don't vote or let ANYONE you know vote for George W. Bush

# 325 - 08/18/2009 at 12:36 | 13 Comments | Share
Do everything you can to stop Obama from becoming president. Please. The preborn children are suffering.

# 146 - 07/18/2009 at 04:34 | 5 Comments | Share
The next time you have a date with two girls, be sure it's not the same place at the same time. Please, both are cute and they don't know each other, please, both of them like you, please, don't be so stupid and please check your calendar. Otherwise this will follow you for the rest of your life...

# 328 - 08/19/2009 at 12:18 | 4 Comments | Share
Don't tell him you love him. You'll become more of a bother than everyone else. You don't want that. To have both of you happy, you just need a healthy attitude. Keep being the quiet kid who pays attention to him and smiles at him and comforts him, but he's made a difference to you. Don't ask for more - it'll just ruin everything. Don't seek him out - you may have self-worth issues, but this time you are right about what he thinks of you. Be thankful you met him, grieve as you need to, and expect better days that will indeed come. If you have a little faith all will be fine.

# 74 - 07/13/2009 at 10:55 | 4 Comments | Share
spend an extra few years in college. trust me, its worth it.

# 220 - 07/25/2009 at 09:50 | 4 Comments | Share
No matter how much you believe in the two of you, no matter the promise's she makes while looking you directly in the eyes, no matter how much you love her...she'll end up lying to you and breaking your heart anyway.

# 308 - 08/14/2009 at 11:35 | 1 Comments | Share
don't register for college. take up dat hoe and put her to work on da corner... be a PiMP! you'll love it

# 377 - 08/27/2009 at 01:12 | 3 Comments | Share
Get on that plane. Wait all day at the airport if you have to. It will change your life.