# 49 - 07/02/2009 at 04:02 | 1 Comments | Share
3 years from now you will have no girl, no friends, and will be 40 lbs overweight... but at least you'll be a level 70 in WoW. You decide.

# 255 - 07/30/2009 at 02:23 | 11 Comments | Share
Snape kills Dumbledore. Now put the fuckin book down and go get laid already. Jesus.

# 523 - 10/26/2009 at 06:51 | 0 Comments | Share
Don't stop yourself from falling in love with him, if anything, just fall harder. But don't be afraid to tell him to knock it off, what he is doing is not okay, and he knows it. Genuinely ask him to stop, tell him it's breaking your heart and your spirit, and he will. I know this boy in the world today, and he will do anything for you. Don't be afraid, fall in love and speak your mind.

# 396 - 08/28/2009 at 10:27 | 1 Comments | Share
If a big black guy tells you that your shoe laces are untied ... he's only "LACING" (FOOLING) you!

# 307 - 08/14/2009 at 08:54 | 5 Comments | Share
Don't believe for one second that he loves you or even exists. He is more than likely a figment of her imagination and a ploy to keep you close. Don't believe her and her lies!

# 429 - 09/07/2009 at 07:38 | 1 Comments | Share
Don't go into that store! Yes, that one!

# 308 - 08/14/2009 at 11:35 | 1 Comments | Share
don't register for college. take up dat hoe and put her to work on da corner... be a PiMP! you'll love it

# 237 - 07/27/2009 at 03:50 | 0 Comments | Share
remember, you don't always have to say yes.

# 151 - 07/19/2009 at 08:58 | 1 Comments | Share
Don't trade your PSP and all of your kickass games and accessories at GameStop for a Nintendo DSLite. You dumbass!

# 250 - 07/29/2009 at 10:48 | 4 Comments | Share
Don't fall in love with a guy who has a girlfriend and who's 8 years older than you when you're not even allowed to date.. and if you do...? DONT AGREE TO LET HIM DATE BOTH OF YOU.. If you're stupid enough to do that, dont get mad at him when he hasnt talked to you in weeks. :| fuckyou.

# 526 - 11/01/2009 at 08:45 | 1 Comments | Share
don't quit your good paying job, despite bedrest, don't depend on him, now its harder then ever to leave when you have 4 children, and nothing..and the constant threat that he will take her away because he can provide better..even though he does nothing to care for her other then "pay the bills"

# 139 - 07/17/2009 at 05:11 | 2 Comments | Share
If the room is spinning and your stomach is hurting from all the whiskey you've been drinking, its ok to throw up. You'll feel better and continue drinking some more

# 117 - 07/15/2009 at 06:20 | 0 Comments | Share
I know you're the King of Egypt and all, but when Moses shows up on your doorstep... STFU and let his people GO.

# 159 - 07/20/2009 at 03:45 | 4 Comments | Share
Have more confidence in High School. You were fucking awesome!

# 35 - 06/24/2009 at 07:32 | 2 Comments | Share
You're gay.