# 190 - 07/22/2009 at 11:00 | 5 Comments | Share
You're going to come across this site, and you're going to be tempted to read #183. Trust me, it's not worth the effort.

# 153 - 07/19/2009 at 10:21 | 0 Comments | Share
In the past, you shouldn't have your sister take the heat on stuff you did. it will haunt you forever.

# 378 - 08/27/2009 at 01:33 | 1 Comments | Share
On weekends when you go away for business, your neighbor uses your hose to wash his car. That's why your water bills are so high. So next time before you leave, crack a dozen eggs and drop them down the hose. He won't use it again =)

# 209 - 07/23/2009 at 02:19 | 4 Comments | Share
You know how alll your friends tell you that they shave their balls cause girls like it? Well how about you start off slow with a trimmer instead of going straight for the bic razor. The paramedics will appreciate it.

# 134 - 07/17/2009 at 03:36 | 3 Comments | Share
When you get lost on your camping trip and you're all alone in the pitch black forest with nothing to eat or drink.... have patience and don't drink your own piss. They find you 20 minutes later.

# 180 - 07/21/2009 at 08:40 | 0 Comments | Share
Don't let your parents dictate who you can and cannot marry, otherwise you'll be telling them "I told you so" within a year.

# 412 - 09/02/2009 at 03:33 | 1 Comments | Share
Hey, don't screw around with your friends phone, don't be a pushover, and get your f*cking stuff ready for school!

# 531 - 11/09/2009 at 02:00 | 2 Comments | Share
get into that elevator with him and sleep with him. don't think about it. just walk in.

# 94 - 07/14/2009 at 01:13 | 2 Comments | Share
TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL, BEFORE SHE'S GONE! ! ! ! !

# 510 - 10/11/2009 at 06:32 | 2 Comments | Share
When the dork asks you out just go for it... what could it hurt? That dork you turned down cursed you so you wouldn't be happy.

# 115 - 07/15/2009 at 02:25 | 1 Comments | Share
Draft Michael Jordan 1st

# 572 - 12/19/2009 at 12:20 | 0 Comments | Share
Just kiss him! Kiss him now! Don't wait, because he goes out with your best friend and then when they break up she cries and you feel too guilty to even talk to him. Just kiss him, before it's too late. He does love you, he's just shy.

# 65 - 07/12/2009 at 05:59 | 3 Comments | Share
Just because someone is going to be a doctor one day does not mean that they are a decent human being

# 285 - 08/07/2009 at 01:07 | 2 Comments | Share
Try to avoid getting your car rear-ended by a black cop, especially if you're black yourself, because then you face the biggest dilemma ever: Should you let it go or should you force the issue?

# 496 - 10/05/2009 at 05:53 | 3 Comments | Share
Just say you're sorry. Don't say anything else and keep it simple.